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Randle El: “I Could Out Run A Bear”

May 22, 2008 at 10:52 am   |   Article by Paul Hickey   |   Print This Page Print This Page   |   E-mail to Friend E-mail to Friend

In easily the most ridiculous sports-related conversation my ears have ever heard, Antwaan Randle El told ESPN news that he could return a kick for a touchdown against a bear.

In his defense, he was baited into this conversation by the anchors on ESPN, who were continuing a comment that baseball analyst Tim Kurkjian made a week ago. ESPN actually interviewed a “bear expert” and Randle El at the same time.

The “bear expert” said that his bear can run 35 MPH, while the fastest human ever has only run 27 MPH. Randle El and Kurkjian are adamant that the NFL kick returner would win the battle, due to the fact that NFL players could “out juke” the bear, and would be running for their lives.

Ridiculous.

If the bear owner knew anything about football, he would have mentioned Randle El’s recent knee surgery and used that against his argument.




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